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C ringe. After flushing a ton of condoms down the toilet, my mom had to call a plumber and he explained that the drain was blocked and that condoms were the culprit.

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Turns out they inflate if you tie them. My mom then relayed the story to me, asked if i knew anything about it. It all went downhill from there. My mom walking in on me post-fap at like 17, as I lie there gathering my shame. Enough is enough.

My upcoming novel will most likely feature sex, so a plan of familial avoidance is already stewing in my brain.

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Use a pen name? Personally deliver them copies with arousing pages ripped out? My family is an open mess of relatives and drama, but titillating literature isn't quite in the sphere of normalcy yet. Mae West once said "Sex is an emotion in motion.

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It's the rhythmic heartbeat of words, undulating and drumming out a beautiful cadence of well-written sex. US Edition U. News U. Special Projects Impact: Project Zero Impact: HuffPost Personal Video Horoscopes.

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From Our Partners What's Working: Newsletters Coupons. Terms Privacy Policy. All rights reserved. Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you. Couple engaged in sexual intercourse on bed. He wasn't an enthusiast for this little ditty I penned: Blowjobs and overprotective fathers will never mix.

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Join HuffPost Plus. It was for this reason that I never dared attend any Pride event; the thought of accidentally running into my parents in my natural habitat felt like such a scary concept. This year, however, I put my fears aside after being convinced by my gay friends to attend the parade because they felt I was missing out on an important event for the LGBT community. The first hour was a life changing experience: I was marching freely as a proud gay man for the first time in my life, but that elation quickly turned into dread when I locked eyes with my parents, who just so happened to be on the sidelines of the parade.

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In that moment, which I had feared for years, the look on their faces mirrored my own, and it was a look of total disbelief. Thankfully they took the news very well, but Sunday dinner the next day was, to put it nicely, somewhat unusual.

I was proud of my sexuality and had been in multiple relationships, but there was hot drunk girl fucking stopping me. I do believe my parents had an idea that I might be gay, but the issue was never brought up at home and I had a wonderful relationship with both of them.

The relationship was so good that one weekend my beloved parents decided to make a surprise visit to celebrate my 30th birthday.